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Funny Christmas Status
OH MY GOD! Christmas already? Wishing you a “trainload” of good wishes.
May your Christmas be as rich, happy and abundant as Santa's! Merry Christmas!
Enjoy this Christmas until you find your name on Santa's naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
I hope your celebration is big and your bill small this Christmas. Have a happy Christmas!
I wish Santa Claus fills his gift box with money instead of gifts and toys. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is a magical time of year… I just saw all my money magically disappear
Christmas is the festival of love and spirit, so let us drink the spirit to feel love. Merry Christmas to you.
Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you gifts – and not illnesses – this holiday season!
Don't spend all your savings in one day during this beautiful holiday. Merry Christmas!
I wish you and yours a merry Christmas!
This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries included.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all important purchases.
I will lie under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I am a gift.
I pray that Santa Claus comes to my house this year too. Merry Christmas!
I really hope you like the gift I told me to get for you. Merry Christmas!
Whoever receives my gift that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need them back.
I can't wait to be full of Christmas beer! I mean, joy. No, I definitely mean beer.
Oh! It's Christmas! Wishing you a day full of laughter and love. Merry Christmas.
A touching letter from a little girl to Santa Claus at Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies on Daddy's laptop.
I hope your holidays are filled with lots of smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not with big credit card bills!
Christmas wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.
The only time of year when you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat sweets taken from your socks.
Good vacation! May your eggnog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!
Christmas only comes once a year, but when it does it's best to bring a good beer.
I love Christmas, but I'm glad it only happens once a year. Otherwise I would become a big Grinch!
He sees you when you are sleeping; he knows if you're awake... he knows if you're snooping in the closet for gifts, so hands off!
And suddenly those annoying neighbors who leave their Christmas lights on all year seem like geniuses.
I wish Santa Claus fills his gift box with money instead of gifts and toys. Merry Christmas!
You're too young to go to a nightclub. Stay at home and wait for gifts from Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I was naughty this year... and it was SO worth it.
Santa Claus saw your Instagram photos. You will receive clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Do Santa cookies go well with white wine? Asking a friend.
It's always comforting to know that today's Christmas presents are tomorrow's garage sales.
I tried to convince the kids to leave a massage certificate for Santa this year, but they insisted on going with cookies.
The best way to spread Christmas joy is by singing loud for everyone to hear.
Christmas is a time when everyone wants their past to be forgotten and their present remembered.
If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your children and tell them it's Santa Claus.
My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party is tomorrow.
Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
I know what I'm going to get for Christmas… Gordo. I'm getting fat.
Let's be naughty and save Santa's trip.
May all your days be happy and bright And may all your Christmases be white.
How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
The biggest benefit of buying new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.
